The Great Flyte Short Walk-Off: RunFastandFab vs. Grumplesiggy

31 Oct

Great news, fans and friends! Your two favorite Oiselle shorts bloggers, @grumplesiggy of  ”A Siegfried Runs” and @RunFastandFab of  ”The Fast and the Fabulous” have joined forces to bring you the most fantastically amazeballs blog giveaway contest in the history of social media! Read on to find out how enter to win awesome Oiselle swag, and get pumped! This is guaranteed to be life changing.

The Back Story, In Case You Missed It:

Grumplesiggy and RunFastandFab ”met” several months ago on the Internet when they wrote parallel blog reviews of the Oiselle Stride short (aka Spandex Shorts Nirvana). Instantly they became blog BFFL, and today they own practically identical Oiselle wardrobes**. In the unlikely event that you haven’t already read the posts that brought these two crazy Oiselle shorts super-fans together, you can check out her’s here and his here.

RunFastandFab has been rocking her scrumptiously comfortable, hella-sporty, shorty-short Flyte shorts for fast races and workouts all over town for quite sometime now. Grumplesiggy, on the other hand, hemmed and hawed on these for awhile, pulling the old “come on I’m a dude!” excuse for weeeeeks, but finally pulled the trigger on joining the Flyte Shorts Revolution (#FSR; review forthcoming!). We wanted to celebrate our new discovery (ie. that fact that we now officially own all the same Oiselle shorts), but we couldn’t quite put our finger on how. Then we heard that superwoman (and Oiselle Founder/CEO) @oiselle_sally was heading to NYC, with Oiselle corp dev queen @drlesko in tow. We were really sad at the thought that they’d be in NYC with no fashion show to speak of this time around. We knew what we had to do: IT’S A WALK OFF!

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Our little contest celebrates and commemorates many things… Taking pride in embracing our lower butt areas (#LBA), Oiselle’s groundbreaking fashion show at NYC Fashion Week, and the return of our running style icons, @Oiselle_Sally and @drlesko to The Big Apple this weekend to take on the NYC Marathon and Dash to the Line 5K, respectively (barring any last minute cancellations, of course). Being Superwoman, Sally has been raising money for Every Mother Counts through her NYC Marathon training. You have, oh, 48 or so hours left to donate, so before you keep reading, go over there and donate to this amazing charity: http://www.crowdrise.com/EveryMotherCountsNYC2013/fundraiser/sallybergesen

OMG, How Do I Enter this Blog Giveaway Contest of the Century/Millennium???

Since you seem to enjoy our blogs, you are most likely an avid US Weekly reader and probably even vote in their Who Wore It Better feature. With that in mind, here’s how our walk off will work: We (RunFastandFab and Grumplesiggy) spent the weekend (embarrassingly enough) building our portfolios and snapping our best Flyte Shorts modeling shots. Below you will find 3 pairs of mind-blowingly hilarious/awkward/offensive-to-our-readers’-eyeballs photos of us in our respective Flyte shorts.

Your mission, should you chose to accept it is to write a clever, witty, generally fantastic photo caption telling us Who Wore [the shorts] Better. You may respond in the “comments” section of this blog post (which is cross-posted on both blogs; commenting on either one will work), or via Twitter to @RunFastandFab and @grumplesiggy (hashtagging it with #FSR). The writer of the most brilliant caption that makes us laugh the hardest will win…wait for it…drum roll…… THEIR VERY OWN PAIR OF DELICIOUSLY COMFORTABLE, BORDERLINE SCANDALOUSLY SHORT, BUT IN GOOD WAY (seriously, see below) FLYTE SHORTS, courtesy of Oiselle!!! Boom! That just happened!

You have from today (Thursday, 10/31) until Monday, 11/4 to submit your phenomenal photo captions. By all means, get creative and definitely push the limits of appropriateness, but keep it smart and classy. Please don’t submit anything that is overtly vulgar and tasteless, or mean stuff that might make us cry (we’ll probably just delete it). Also, don’t forget to specify which photo your caption goes with, #1, #2, or #3. A single winner will be chosen on Wednesday, 11/6. You’ll be running in your Flyte shorts in time for your Turkey Trot.

We also have our own little contest, to be decided by you. We actually want to know who wore it better, loser buys the winner a pair of (Oiselle) shorts of his/ her choosing. So after viewing the pictures, vote in the poll at the end of the post. Was it RunFastandFab with her sultry calves or was it Grumplesiggy and his self-confidence while wearing what can only be described as women’s booty shorts?

Many thanks and much love to all of our fabulous readers and contest participants. We seriously love these shorts, so go buy a pair here, and please please please thank Sally for creating such a badass company by DONATING TO EMC.

May the best caption win!

#1

#2

#3

**RunFastandFab still leads the race for ownership of the most Oiselle sports bras, but Trials hoodies and shorts of all kinds are pretty much a dead tie. With winter coming, there’s a mad dash to see who will win on the arm-warmers front.

10 Responses to “The Great Flyte Short Walk-Off: RunFastandFab vs. Grumplesiggy”

  1. Tess @ Cross Country Cajun October 31, 2013 at 4:43 pm #

    Accascuse me – this is awesome. I will work on crafting the most clever caption ever.

    • Fast and Fabulous November 5, 2013 at 2:21 am #

      Accascuse me! Time is running out! We don’t want to miss out on your acca-awesome caption! Acca-miss you! ;)

  2. hroberts123 November 2, 2013 at 11:56 pm #

    Caption…I Spy Shittens Swagger!

    • Fast and Fabulous November 5, 2013 at 2:18 am #

      Ah, Shittens Swagger, which is almost as cool as HVAC Swagger, which is the best kind of swagger there is. Miss you, Holly Roberts!

  3. Kristen Rosselli November 3, 2013 at 11:50 pm #

    #3
    Y? No XXcellent? Yes

    • Fast and Fabulous November 5, 2013 at 2:16 am #

      Ah, very clever Kristen! Thanks so much participating in The Great Flyte Shorts Walk Off caption writing contest! You’re the best!

  4. Sarah Kiviniemi November 4, 2013 at 2:22 am #

    #3 Turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout baby got back!

    • Fast and Fabulous November 5, 2013 at 2:15 am #

      Nice! Thanks for participating in our like contest, Sarah! You’re the coolest! I’m laughing as I think about the white boys shouting at the white boy who’s got the back!

  5. Shefali christopher November 5, 2013 at 11:00 am #

    Show off what you have been working on at physical therapy…no more lazy ass running!

    • Fast and Fabulous November 7, 2013 at 11:56 am #

      Ah, a clever caption, and a shameless PT plug! I love it! Thanks for participating in our little caption writing contest, Shefali!

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